The Complete Guide to Do Not Feed the Monkeys

Do Not Feed the Monkeys is a unique and challenging simulation game where you play as an online voyeur, watching different camera feeds and interacting with the “cages” to earn money. With morally gray choices around every corner, you’ll have to decide how far you’re willing to go to turn a profit. This complete guide will give you tips and tricks to master the game, unlock all the achievements, and get the best endings.

Getting Started

When you first start out in Do Not Feed the Monkeys it can feel a bit overwhelming. Here are some beginner tips to set you on the right path

• Focus on survival first Buy lots of cheap food like pizza and Chinese food when it’s on sale Pay your rent on time Don’t neglect your hunger and health bars,

• Buy cages sparingly at first: It’s better to save up money and buy many cages at once. Watching one or two cages at the start wastes time.

• Take careful notes: Write down key words, times, names, and addresses in your notebook. These will be essential for solving cages later.

• Use web searches Combine notebook words to find key info Search engines are your friend!

• Prioritize jobs early on: Earn quick cash with 4-8 hour jobs in the first few days. Then you can focus on the cages full time.

Cage Solutions and Storylines

Each cage in Do Not Feed the Monkeys has unique characters and storylines. Here’s how to fully solve every cage and reap the maximum rewards:

Accountant

• Call him and encourage him to pursue his dreams to get $50 every few days
• Or discourage him to get his wig worth $85
• Or blackmail him to make him disappear

Activist

• Get his address from the study email and food delivery note
• Help him by donating $65 to unlock the social worker job
• Or betray him to the criminals for $120

Convenience Store

• Become an informer for the bikers to earn $35 each robbery
• Or send the murder video to ShockTV for $150 to get the owner arrested

Crop Circle

• Use the study email to tell Stefan the location and win $110

Dictator

• Expose his identity on a call to get his cap for $190
• Or convince him the past was horrible to make him leave

Egyptian Bust

• Use the study email to get the museum manager’s number and have the bust swapped for a forgery

Forest

• Use night vision to record the trihorn deer and send to the hunters to get a $130 trophy

Gas Station

• Blackmail the Loco Trucker for $25 per day
• Or convince him to surrender to improve morality
• Or send his video to ShockTV for $135 and get him killed

Insurance Company

• Use the study email to learn her company name, then send two alcohol deliveries to cause a car accident so you can claim $200

Janitor

• Note his interests from the romance book and elevator writing
• Convince his wife you’re a friend who knows his location to get Mr. Cannonball worth $120

Paparazzi Driver

• Send video of her sneaking photos to ShockTV for $75 to get her arrested
• Or report her to the star’s manager for autographed photos worth up to $160
• Or blackmail her for money/limo rides by getting her chat ID from the manager

Porch Family

• Send video of their abuse to the CHCS to earn $60 and improve morality
• Or send the kid a chemistry set to cause toxic gas and kill the family

Typewriters

• Hire Gus and name his book well for $330, or badly to unlock a job
• Or send a video of the boss yelling to ShockTV for $85

Sports Bets

• Use the study email to learn when the alarm turns off, then rob the place

Foreign Woman

• Talk about love to unlock a job and improve morality
• Or talk about hatred to earn $190 but reduce morality
• Or talk about sex to get her whip for $35

Greenhouse

• Sing to snap him out of it, then send a bad plant to destroy his greenhouse for $190

Musician

• Send him pills so he composes a song about a “cosmic angel”, then call posing as that angel to get a gold record worth $300

Old Lady

• Send the tax video to the Revenue Service for $160 and morality
• Or blackmail her for money/items but reduce morality

Pregnant Woman

• Pay for a rainy forecast so you can see the demon, then call the exorcist for rewards

Space Station

• Send 3 videos to ShockTV ($120/$60/$30), then help save the astronaut for an umbrella reward

Additional Tips and Tricks

Here are some other helpful tips for getting the most out of Do Not Feed the Monkeys:

• Check for special jobs on your door after finishing certain cages. These give big payouts!

• Answer study emails correctly to earn $70+ and close cages.

• Record videos of illegal/immoral stuff and sell to ShockTV for cash.

• Use ProOwl Mart for deliveries to solve cages or prank people.

• Call numbers from your notebook to uncover info and make money.

• Select the best 4-8 hour jobs to work each day and maximize profits.

• Restart days strategically to reroll food sale prices or job lists.

• Save often in case you make an irreversible decision you regret!

Achievements and Endings

There are many achievements to unlock in Do Not Feed the Monkeys by completing certain challenges:

• Uninstall MonkeyVision

• Save $500

• Eat 10 times in a row

• Buy and send 5 ProOwl items

• Send 12 videos to ShockTV

• Write 190 notebook words

• Keep 5/7/9 gifts

• Reach observer levels 2/3/4

• Answer 3/6/9 study emails correctly

• Get withered/acceptable/thriving plants from Wylon’s Witnesses

• Solve X # of cages

The game also has morality points and multiple endings. To get the best ending:

• Donate money and help people when given the chance

• Avoid blackmail, betrayal, and intentionally harming others

• Decline shocking video sales to ShockTV

• Be kind in your interactions when possible

This will maximize your morality score and lead to the happiest conclusion!

Final Tips

• Use two cameras in cages when necessary to uncover clues

• Check newspapers and recordings for extra context

• Take advantage of night vision and free recording features

• Balance speed and thoughtfulness when interacting

• Think carefully before making irreversible moral choices

• Enjoy the strange characters and humorous moments

With this complete guide, you now have all the knowledge needed to become a master voyeur, make ethical (or unethical) choices, unlock every achievement, and fully experience everything Do Not Feed the Monkeys has to offer. Happy monkey watching!